Feedback from my first blog:
John C form Palos Verdes: Why have such a silly picture of yourself?
Alan: Because I am a silly person. Didn’t you read Alan thinks “Life is too important to be taken totally seriously!” Thanks for the feedback John C.
Don’t worry John. There will never be a comprehension test on my blog.
Kathy from Ventura: Re: Your picture coming out from behind the tree. I love that you commune with nature. You are the type of man I have been looking for!
Alan: Take it easy Kathy! I am a happily married man with 6 kids and 12 grandkids.
Michael R from Woodland Hills: You look like a real nut coming out from behind a tree!
Alan: Michael, look at the relief on my face and you will know what I was doing behind the tree.
Betty: You look like a silly ass poking out from behind that bloody tree.
Alan: English Betty – better to be a silly ass than half-assed. Just ass yourself this question: What was that silly person doing behind that tree? See Michael above for the answer!